Charlie doesn't understand insider trading. He doesn't understand what proportional means when Trump settles with himself for 1.776 billion. He wants his own settlement: five dollars a week, retroactive to December twenty-fifth, no future chores owed.
At the Memorial Day picnic table, Maya Garcia watches to see if the plan survives. Her father lost his job this year to a program that costs twenty-nine dollars a month. Grandpa Earl, in his Vietnam cap, says two names out loud because nobody else is going to.
The fifth book in the MAGA Celebrations series. Charlie has his crayons, and he's getting better at asking the one question nobody wants to answer.